In almost every mall, there’s a creepy Santa making promises he can’t keep to kids with jacked up grills. Instead of asking for a LeapFrog, they should be asking for a free trip to the dentist office. Sure would save me a lot of patience and mommy and daddy a whole lot of dough.
That sounds like the holiday spirit to me. If you were Jewish, you’d be done by now.
Actually, she bit a poison apple because the Evil Queen was jealous of her. You think you were the dwarfs? I totally thought you could rock the princess. Snow Puck or Puck White.
Hey, no way. I’m definitely more like the Prince Charming of this story or whatever dude comes around to show her not all guys are half her height and with traits for names. Since there’s not a dwarf name Badass, I’m out.
I was wrong. The Fault In Our Stars never gets happier, no matter how many times you read it.
Why would you ever read a book more than once?
That’s somewhat a possibility but you know, I’m not at that point yet.
Life is so much easier this without school.
Fuck you! I’m sick, that’s the only reason we lost.
I am laughing so hard. Face it, they’re done for.
I think watching all of these crime shows totally counts as being productive…or not. I don’t really care. But anyways, more finals tomorrow. Kill me now.
You should drop out.
Shut it Puckerman
Get it together, Martinez.